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Ben’s Big Blog – a blog about food in all of it’s frivolous glory. Cream Chargers – not serious food but the superficial decorative, totally unnecessary type of food as demonstrated by the nonsense of the cream charger. Laughably fun objects that purely put the icing upon the cake which sustain us – that’s the cake that will fill us by as Ms Antoinette bleated – can’t they eat whipped cream because even the cake has a value of sustenance! That’s Ben’s Big Blog!
There are four main food groups and they are all pieces of a jigsaw. However there should be considered a fifth element – the frivolity aspect. The jigsaw would be no better than plywood without the aide of the fifth element.
The apple that drooped onto Adam’s head was set in motion by a bitter lady’s forked tongue so the sweetness of the idea escaped him – although Newton later found them more useful and even mashed t with some whipped cream when he got back to Ms Newton. Actually a direct lineage connects her to the snake and Lady Eve.
Salmon – racing up stream to spread their cream all over the rocks – or perhaps the males would do their dirty business out at sea which would only leave the lady salmon to climb up the waterfalls to the head of the mountains. The frotage fish might enjoy the dampness of the ocean but surely they would rather fly upstream after they get it on? More to be found at slacktack.com
I think we are all aware that fruit is dangerous and the watermelon is the most dangerous of all fruits – and that is not just because it actually sucks up faecal matter like a shit-sponge but also because it bites as is ably demonstrated in this photo more to be found at dumpaday.com.
Cream Chargers
On the other hand you may well be more into the theme of the cream chargers- the title and symbol of all things meaningless in the world of food.
And the whipped cream frenzy will continue at creamchargers.org.uk although there recipe section can be a bit on the serious and dry section, although we do recognize that their whipped cream heart is quite clearly on the correct side of their bodies. All for fun at Ben’s Big Blog.
The mad, crazy man is using liquid nitrogen – rather than the canisters of Nitrous Oxide to make his ice cream – what a super-labour saving mechanism….
Voodoo Knife Block
When you need a bit of black magic to help you out in the kitchen then the voodoo knife block could well be what will help you out. I like to think of him as my little friend – the person who is there when you need him. I remember when I performed the holder-tasks of the voodoo man. I wasn’t holding knives but when my dad was doing his “DIY” then he’d ask me to help – or perhaps I would ask him if I could help, but either way the upshot of it was I stood there like a banana with a handful of nails/screws whilst he did hid hamfisted botched attempts at fixing/building. So there you have I held the 5 knives, I was the voodoo knife block – I was the useless go-for!